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Hi I'm Jake and I am good at computers

motherlight:

easily the best and most relatable Arcade Fire Youtube comment ever.

motherlight:

easily the best and most relatable Arcade Fire Youtube comment ever.

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Seventeen magazine is my favorite

Seventeen magazine is my favorite

(Source: bunny-nose, via dumbweasel)

mulattogelato:

I’m thinking about having a twerking parking lot party after school.

fobbyfamily:

The nicest thing anyone has written in my yearbook. On a random page. Thanks, Jake (imeanthatscooliguess.tumblr.com).

BAHAHAHAHAHA

fobbyfamily:

The nicest thing anyone has written in my yearbook. On a random page. Thanks, Jake (imeanthatscooliguess.tumblr.com).

BAHAHAHAHAHA

meowie:

I am convinced Mr. Ratburn is one of us. It’s tumblr blue on his screen!

(via theylooklikebigstronghands)

"Slow pan over a 3D rendered Times Square, cue Kanye West song."
- F. Scott Fitzgerald (via my-life-in-the-bush-of-ghosts)

(Source: ryanhatesthis, via ocdsoundsystem)

captainnorthamerica:

caffeinatedfeminist:

foulmouthedliberty:

klainespants:

apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium

it opens a portal to hell

WHAAAAAAAAAT

YES WE DID THIS IN CHEM YOU CAN USE A VARIETY OF SWEETS

I need to do a demo for chemistry. This is it.

"There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses.”
Bjarne Stroustrup."

really would like to know where this idea came from

chaosghost:

Like

Your trying to gain fat in a certain part of your body

Fat.

Why the hell would exercising and working out that area of your body help you achieve that?

That’s how bitches get that ass that looks like Ahmed Johnson’s chest

shitrodsays:

Real nigga shit

shitrodsays:

Real nigga shit

(Source: biglilkim, via wtfced)

strepsis:

My first tattoo. It means a lot to me. It signifies the importance of free-thinking, reason, and logic…not that any religious people would understand.

strepsis:

My first tattoo. It means a lot to me. It signifies the importance of free-thinking, reason, and logic…not that any religious people would understand.

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